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Weather forecast for tonight.

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Weather forecast for tonight, Dark. George Carlin

Procrastination is the art of keeping up.

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Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. Don Marquis

I would never die for my beliefs.

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I would never die for my beliefs, because I might be wrong. Bertrand Russell

I recorded my hair this morning.

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I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights. Jay London

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