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I cook with wine.

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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. W.C. Fields

I intend to live forever.

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I intend to live forever, so far, so good. Steven Wright

I have tried to know absolutely nothing.

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I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. Robert Benchley

I am an idealist.

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I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way. Carl Sandburg

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